I stared at the phone in disbelief, then ripped a clean sheet of paper from my notebook. I scribbled ' Jerk ' on the first line. On the line beneath it I added, ' Smokes cigars. Will die of lung cancer. Hopefully soon.

Becca Fitzpatrick
About This Quote

This is actually a pretty good way to describe someone who loves you, but is completely inconsiderate of you. It's also a really subtle way of telling that person that they're being kind of a jerk. That's the general idea here, anyway. Most likely, this person is someone you care about very much.

They may be one of your best friends or your significant other, but there's no denying that it'd be nice if they were more considerate. The person you're writing to may or may not be aware of this fact, so don't feel like you have to wait for them to figure it out. If they are, then let them know how you feel with this message.

Source: Hush, Hush

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